[Okay, that earns a laugh. Endless voids of food? Fair enough. But when you grow up with Joyce's cooking, you learn to appreciate the tasty side of life.
Her expression tightens at the infertility comment because what? Is that and has it ever been a thing? And oh boy, he's got a lot to learn if he thinks being thin is the primary goal here.]
No. [She says firmly at the last comment.] Girls want Oreos.
[Yup, she's eating one Eddie. Take a good look at this Oreo being bitten in half. Didn't even bother with milk or anything. She deliberately talks with her mouth full.
.....Gosh this household is turning her into some sort of barbarian.]
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pffft all boys are dumb, i know this for a fact
Date: 2019-01-08 12:29 pm (UTC)Her expression tightens at the infertility comment because what? Is that and has it ever been a thing? And oh boy, he's got a lot to learn if he thinks being thin is the primary goal here.]
No. [She says firmly at the last comment.] Girls want Oreos.
[Yup, she's eating one Eddie. Take a good look at this Oreo being bitten in half. Didn't even bother with milk or anything. She deliberately talks with her mouth full.
.....Gosh this household is turning her into some sort of barbarian.]
I'm willing to share... if you ask nicely.