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Max Caulfield! Leave a message after the beep... Beeeep.

wow it must suck to have to look up so much when we talk face to face

also that sounds like the start to like 90% of the comic books i've read

im pretty sure im the normal sized one here

youd think destiny would pick someone more capable in most cases

sounds like something a tiny person would say

then you get superman and that's boring as shit

[Did she just..!?]

is the reason you always dress so badly because you cant find clothes that fit your gigantism

sometimes boring is better

excuse you, my clothing is FLAWLESS, oompa loompa

is it? i prefer excitement any day

let's agree to disagree

alright alright
i'll text you a time and a day. you better show up!!

only cuz you asked so nicely